Up All Night With Liam Payne

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omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

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youarekillingmestyles:

niall’s legs run for miles

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youarekillingmestyles:

he is fucking flawless.

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itsgottabeboo:

[x]

REBLOGGING THIS EVERY TIME I SEE IT BECAUSE THIS IS ME!

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directioner-pride:

omg at first i didnt get it but omg haha
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Chat via fuckyesliampayne

girl: i just love one direction so much

me:

friend: oh god

me: OH DO YOU

me: OKAY

friend: please don't

girl:

me: HOW MANY NIPPLES

me: WHO IS KEVIN

me: LOUIS LIKES GIRLS WHO EAT WHAT

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am i the only one that’s sitting up here wondering why niall is holding a leaf in all these new LA pictures

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Anonymous asked: is zayn indian or mexican?

Zayn is Jamaican

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Anonymous asked: when is your baby with harry due?

I gave birth to about 5 kids, he just doesn’t know he’s the father yet. So when I meet him at a signing instead of signing CDs, I’m going to make...

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Ok as much as i love Niall his birthday isn't till September....are we forgetting about Liam Payne's birthday this summer? Reblog this post and i...

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nydirectionerxo:

louishasabigcarr0t:

crying omg.

i swear to god this fandom should have its own comedy show

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This is Niall Horan's birthday present. You have to reblog this till September 13th.

liamseverchanginghair:

mynialler:

toms-for-louis:

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niallisbeautifulirish:

randomonedirectionfacts:

One Direction - Use Somebody

Harry’s Voice - Ear Porn

Louis’ Voice - Ear Porn

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Anonymous asked: 'what is' harry styles

Harry Styles (noun) :
1. A sex god with an unusually large weiner
2. A sex god with four nipples
3. A sex god with the voice that is a combination of...
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